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Terrible Gift, Wonderful Curse by Ninja-Walrus, literature

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Terrible Gift, Wonderful Curse

She's walking home from her friend's house at 7:00 AM, and its dark outside. But of course it's dark, if it wasn't dark, then I wouldn't be watching her. I've been studying her for about a week, now, and it's time to act. We're playing a game, except she is unaware of the game's existence. She is the prey, and I am the predator. She takes the route she took last time, as I expected, right by the forest. There are wolves in the woods, she probably knows that, but she doesn't know that there's a pack waiting for her under my command. As she walks close enough, I give the silent command, and the pack acts. They sprint up to her, and s

The Three Billy Goats Gruff by Ninja-Walrus, literature

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The Three Billy Goats Gruff

The Three Billy Goats Gruff. Narrator : Once upon a time there were three billy goats. The first little billy goat, a 13 year old boy, was looking for sexual stimulation in t3h f0r3stz. The little billy goat came to a bridge and tried to cross it, but a troll lived under the bridge, and when he saw the little 13 year old boy billy goat, he got an idea, an idea that could produce some epic lulz. So the troll disguised himself as a she-goat with the screen name Sexai_babee69 Sexai_babee69: Hey! XxBilly1xX: hi XxBilly1xX: asl? Sexai_babee69: 13/f/California Sexai_babee69: u? XxBilly1xX: 13/m/mountain Sexai_babee69: cool XxBilly1xX: want

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Terrible Gift, Wonderful Curse by Ninja-Walrus, literature

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Canada
Deviant for 17 years
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Current Residence: Hell
Favourite genre of music: Metal
Favourite style of art: Awesome art
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen Mosaic (ipods suck dick)
Wallpaper of choice: my wallpaper
Skin of choice: ... the skin on my body... O.o
Favourite cartoon character: Eric Cartman
Personal Quote: This rape is very awkward.

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HellzGranny =D

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE <33333, The Black Dahlia Murder, Lamb of God

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Favourite Games

Warcraft III

Favourite Gaming Platform

XBox 360

Other Interests

Set (egyptian god of chaos), Music, Video Games, books, aliens, zombies, your mom

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Ninja-Walrus

Dec 16, 2009

NEW DA ACCOUNT: ahoodedfigure

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~ahoodedfigure (https://www.deviantart.com/ahoodedfigure)ahoodedfigure (https://www.deviantart.com/ahoodedfigure) New deviantART account. I already made a journal about it, but I never mentioned my new username. But now I've decided to give it to you. So yeah, ahoodedfigure (https://www.deviantart.com/ahoodedfigure) is my new dA. Go watch me. :iconahoodedfigure::iconahoodedfigure::iconahoodedfigure::iconahoodedfigure::iconahoodedfigure::iconahoodedfigure::iconahoodedfigure::iconahoodedfigure: oh, and I've convinced my friend to get a dA as well, she doesn't draw, but she's a great writer and photographer. Check out her dA... :iconTimeKillz:TimeKillz (https://www.deviantart.com/timekillz)

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Ninja-Walrus

Dec 13, 2009

NEW DEVIANTART ACCOUNT

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I'm moving. All my Warriors / Warrior's Wish related art will still be posted here, but my other stuff will be on my new account. And tbh, I never really posted much Warriors art in the first place, and I've grown tired of Warriors. I mean I havent even read past like... what... the 3rd book of teapot? I have posted quite a bit warriors wish related stuff, though. Anyways, if you want it, come ask me.

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Ninja-Walrus

Dec 10, 2009

CHRISTMAS IS OVERRATED

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When I move out, I'm going to celebrate Hanukkah instead of Christmas. No, I'm not Jewish, but I'm not Christian either. And I like Jews better than Christians. SO HAPPY HANUKKAH YOU JEWS.